Hull City @HullCity The draw for Round One of the 2018/19 @Carabao_Cup will take place on Friday morning 10:45am UK time. The Tigers will be ball number 15
PL fixtures are released this Thursday, EFL is next Thursday and Hull City Tiger's fixtures are released on November 17th.
Will our highly esteemed leaders be forming a committee to vote on whether to accept the fixtures on November 17th? Could it actually be that whilst they **** about deciding, we don't actually play any games at all and by April 3rd 2019 our record is Played 0, Won 0, Lost 0, Drawn 0, Scored 0, Conceded 0, Points 0, Goal Difference 0. All the players will have ****ed off leaving 0. Adkins will be long gone leaving 0. Average home attendance 0. Ehab thinks job done, but doesn't realise that the value of the club has plummeted to 0 and puts us into administration, severing all ties with the club for good. But then almost in a Great Escape stylee, Iain Dowie returns as acting football management consultant with Jan Molby as assistant and sets about recruiting Junior Lewis, Andy Hessenthaler, Colin Alcide, Peter Gulasci, David Lee, Ben Petty, Peter Halmosi and others and we will go on an unbeaten run between April 3rd and the end of the season in May, often playing 2 games a day, clinching glorious promotion back to the Premier League.
Just in the middle of doing a collaborative brew (cornflake IPA) with the guys from Brewdog. We’re taking a vote to see if we break off due to the excitement.
Wasn't that long since tens of thousands were willing to spend a fortune to watch us play the Blunts in a Cup game.