On The Record

A special part of me is black, too, Tel.

 

Wow!

You’re obsessed with my wealth, Pix.

 

Bambi certainly will, Bro.

 

Sure, Pix.

 

I couldn’t give a **** about how much money somebody has got mate.

In fact, I find most people who try to boast about it are generally very insecure about their lives.

 

I have **** all money really, anyone wanna lend me £100?

 

Your toe nail from stubbing it on that bench?

 

Lend or give? I charge interest after 3 days.

My mum borrowed £600 in 2002. I'm going to be taking her house off her next month. Business is business.

 

Fosse is probably knocking one out to it even as i write this

 

Not unless I lose another avatar bet buddy... not really a big Alan Carr fan tbh

 

Calm down, Pix!

You’re the only one who bangs on about it!

 

Other end of the leg and a LOT bigger, Tel.

 

That was my avatar I'll have you know - so no copyright infringement there ... I've served my time for my art

 

Hmmm I think I'm flattered overall, Bobby ...

 

Yeah right.

You tried endlessly to paint a picture of yourself as a rich, chopper flying international nightclub owning lawyer.

Then I saw that pic of your clapped out old Merc

 

I love the fact that whatever the title/subject of thread is, it always ends the same way.

 

Be a bit difficult in the open plan office I'm working in ... plus not really a big Alan Carr fan ...

... now some of the women that work here on the other hand

 

pictures please!!

 

Fosse having a **** ?

PM him bro, not everybody on here wants to see that.

 

Quentin, Quentin, Quentin ..."Bro" ... you're a 20 stone, balding, white guy who works as a stenographer for a small rural law firm ... not so much Idris Elba as Iris Elbow ffs