Favourite Baked Tattie Filling?

Sober - Heinz Baked Beans

Pished - mashed up Scotch (mince) pie.

 

No. It isn't.

 

No. It isn't.

A non-chilli they make in Texas.

 

Because it isn't real mince?

I've done quorn chili and it is much better than quourn Bolognese imho.

 

But mince is just a food stuff that's been put through a mincer <insert your own joke here>

It's actually called Quorn Mince. The clue's in the name.

 

Have you tried quorn nuggets? Genuine question btw, I'd value the opinion of all (well, maybe not all) GC contributors before purchasing them myself.

 

No.

 

I have. They're okay. Like a slightly weird chicken nugget but with less risk of getting food poisoning. The escalopes are nice as are their "posh" sausages. The 'gammon' steaks are good too but far too small.

 

Quorn sausages are nice.

 

Eat orange in ates Frome Texas ewe stew Pitt floor king poof.

 

Any male who cooks anything in a kitchen is a bona fide chutney ferret.

UTLR

 

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No homo

 

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I am a great cook.

 

Thought cooking was the quickest way to the map of Tasmania!

 

Not sure if it is that, a good sense of humour or a massive cock. Still, two out of three ain't bad. Ok, one out of three.

Just got back from lunch where I had a baked spud and chili. Must have been the subliminal message from this thread. Not bad but not as nice as the one I make.

 

Just had a packet of Jalapeno flavoured crisps. Quite nice actually.

 

This "sense of humour" route to a burd'z tropical regions is a crock of crap. Wouldnae have a clue about the "massive cock" highway to heaven so will stick to the Iceland Aberdeen Angus burger 'n' chips seduction technique.

Alternatively £80 will get you an hour of sweaty and moist debauchery in Scorpio sauna.

 

What would be on the menu? Is this a rub and tug establishment only or do the "masseuses" let you stick it in the stinky pinky? Asking for a fiend.

 

Ah; a fellow disciple of the great Sir Leslie Colin Patterson methinks.

In my twin brother's humble opinion this is the finest and 'friendliest' establishment in Auld Reekie. I believe Horace, my twin, once remarked that he paid £20 for a bit of farter action. Good selection of Eastern European, Oriental and local (the Dear Green Place and other points west) ladies of breeding and taste on offer.

Young Horace (by two minutes) suggests arriving with a bottle of Jack Daniel's as this will endear you to the management and staff and could result in a wee party!