Harry "the Hurra" Kane

Convenient ...

 

If you use google street view you can see his car

 

We've seen pics of the Merc too

No wonder HIAG doesn't want to post a pic of that £2k ebay smoker

 

Which particular gaff?

 

That red Ford Ka is a funny looking Merc

 

You're referring to the CLK 320 convertible that I purchased for a song, a few years back. I sold that a couple of years ago, Pix.

Bear in mind that I had a few motors back then. I've got rid of all but two.

I've owned some tasty motors over the years. And I'm not talking Matchbox or Corgi. I'm talking about actual real motors, yeah?

I won't embarrass you by listing them. Plus, I don't want Stan back snivelling and sobbing about "bragging."

 

The last time Hiag bragged about his lifestyle/house/car/supermodel wife while slagging off others, he ended up getting doxxed.
I wonder what the outcome of his latest jackanory bragfest will be.

 

I'm not really that impressed by what car people own tbh mate. I find that people who brag about that sort of thing are generally making up for a lack somewhere else in their life

 

I don't know if my lifestyle is any better or worse than that of anyone else, mate.

I've worked hard for what I've got, and I try to enjoy it. I probably could earn more cash, but money isn't everything.

I don't begrudge anyone success, if they've earned it.

 

I've heard that, too, Pix.

Blokes who generally brag about cars tend to have a very small penis, so I am told.

Fortunately for me, I have both a great motor and an impressive outsized tool.

Some are born lucky, Pix, I suppose.

 

That would explain why you're getting excited about that Red Ford Ka parked outside your house.

 

Likewise I have worked very hard for what I have, the difference is I don’t try to belittle anyone - even if it’s for ****s n giggles

 

Why unsurprisingly?

 

The one you live in mate.

 

I haven't belittled anyone who hasn't been fully deserving of it.

 

At least get some new material HIAG pal.

 

The hardest thing to take is the fact that you won't take me seriously, Tel.

I am like the boy who cried "wum!"

 

Sitting here in one of my four gardens laughing at all this pretentious materialistic claptrap from the braggart Porky.

 

Erm.... because I’m not surprised by your opinion !
We’ll agree to disagree and leave it there.

 

As we near the eve of potentially England's greatest sporting triumph this Century, I thought it appropriate to bump this thread, so much of which has turned out to be prescient.

I will resist the temptation to remind Pixie of his prediction that Kane would be nothing more than a "one season wonder!"

This is a time when we should all band together as one big family and do our boys proud.