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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Sep 5, 2016.

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  1. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    Period
     
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  2. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    It's when blood comes out your prud.
     
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  4. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Ah, I was confused by his use of the words "he's" and "his". Clearly, biology isn't Aldo's strongest suit. But then, nothing is.
     
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  5. bayernkenny

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    I went to an 'all boys' secondary school in Edinburgh so "on my period" (The Mary Erskine School) or "oan ma dabs" (Saint Thomas of Aquin's High School) were the last phrases you wanted to hear if you had picked up a burd on a Friday or Saturday evening in Jinglin' Geordie's or at The Cav.

    Local knowledge required to fully understand this memory of a misspent youth in Auld Reekie!
     
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  6. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Pruck sake lol
     
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  7. Strange Nipples ST

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    Ah, Mary Erskine's. Spent many a happy hour there during my (young) teenage years. My ex went to St George's. Lived in Murrayfield. Mother used to be a page 3 model but she was an utter **** of a woman.
     
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  8. If in doubt

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    Whit was his name...?
     
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  9. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    Guise, all this period talk might make Tina miss her youth and make her upset she's no longer a real woman. Cut it out yeah...show some compassion to the dried up old hag
     
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  10. Strange Nipples ST

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    St George's is a girls-only school so your 'joke' makes no sense.

    ER levels of fail going on here.
     
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  11. If in doubt

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    I did a Mindy. Soz folks.
     
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  12. Mind The Duck

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    Don't bring me into your holocaust of a post
     
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    Credit we're its jew
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Nice profile pic, mate.
     
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    It's confusing because you're such a pranny
     
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  16. Strange Nipples ST

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    Good one, Aldo.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Shows yer tits <cheers>
     
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    MM1.jpg
     
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    Is there any other sort of woman?

    I think not.
     
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  20. bayernkenny

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    Used to wait at the foot of the school drive in the early seventies to meet my skweeze of that era. Eye popping experience; reminded me of the Great St. Trinian's Train Robbery!
     
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