We are living in difficult times. Sometimes I think the tweeness and backward mentality of the ****ter capital of Scotchland is the way to go. Then I'm reminded of our resident Tarquin and I quickly snap out of it.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6495646/harrow-northolt-stabbing-london-knife-attack-brixton/ https://metro.co.uk/2018/06/10/crim...uk-leaked-home-office-report-reveals-7620419/ More stabbings, more moped gang attacks, more ching on the streets fuelling gang warfare. https://metro.co.uk/2018/06/09/mums-plea-end-knife-crime-machete-gang-murdered-son-17-7617804/ please log in to view this image White man stabbed to death by gang of machete wielding black youths. Footnote in the Metro, blink and you'd miss it. Not a racist attack apparently, I wonder what the millionaire Baroness Doreen Lawrence would think? Still, at least during Black History Month this year we can learn all about an Octaroon solicitor from 1690 who single handedly helped literally some people therefore justifying the need to recognize the massive impact people of colour have had on this country for centuries. None of this is based on any fact but when has that ever stopped anyone? Just saying.
I have long since come to terms with the fact that my chap isn't of sufficient length or girth to enable me to enter into the world of adult films. Having said that did you see that episode of Naked Attraction where Terry had to pick from the nude ladies (all of whom were white so had obviously put down on their application forms that they fancied a bit of dark meat) and he got down to the two honeys at the end before having to get his kecks off and when he walked back into the room he was hung like a limp noodle! The look of disappointment on the girls' faces was priceless. Anna Richardson (Wid) asked the girls what they thought of his penis, one said "well, it is a penis" with a face like a smacked arse as she was no doubt expecting Mandingo with a 14" baseball bat for a cock.
It's a bit hit and miss as the show caters to all sorts and chances are you get the episode where one dung-puncher is looking for a massively endowed fellow Friend of Dorothy. Never mind as the second half of the show should be more promising only to find it is some gender-fluid New Age Traveller type who likes trannies, this has actually happened by the way. Every now and then you get a real corker but sadly they are few and far between.
It's a TV show where you get to pick from a line up of ever increasing amounts of revealed nudity. Like Blind Date but with tits. please log in to view this image
1, 6, 4. 2, 3 & 5 look to be of some sort of ethnicity so I'd have to take a closer look. 4 looks like she could wrestle bears and win. Ticks the box for my Amazonian giant woman fetish.
If it's okay to call angry, white men 'gammons' is it okay to call angry, black men 'black puddings'? @Blacker-than-Knight @Kim Jong Il @Free-Dor @monacoger
