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Rangers v Celtic

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Sep 5, 2016.

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  1. Big Audio Dynamite

    Big Audio Dynamite Well-Known Member

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    I'd settle for the joints I've smoked while listening to Neil :)

     
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    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    Saw/heard Nils for about the fourth time on his debut UK tour as a member of the E-Street band at St James' Park, Newcastle.

    Even had his version of 'First Time Ever I Saw Your Face' played at my Mum's cremation.
     
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    Big Audio Dynamite Well-Known Member

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    Finally got to see Neil (Glasgow 15 years ago?) the girl I took fainted twice. Think I heard 2 songs.
     
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    Are you telling me you left a Neil Young gig early because your female companion became unwell? If so you are a better man than I. I applaud your chivalry; she must have been a wee stunner!
     
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    Big Audio Dynamite Well-Known Member

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    Being from the same neck of the woods as Neil, I always wanted to see him. The girl got to live, purely cause I'm a thoroughly decent ****, and went on to produce my son <ok>
     
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    A regular Justin (sorry) Trudeau; well done and congratulations. Don't let 'junior' have access to this nonsense!<cheers>:cheesy:<cheers>:cheesy:
     
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    ****, he tells me about technology, mate :)
     
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    My wee cousin and her IT employed spouse assist me in these matters! Got an iPhone 6 (or7), an iPad Air and an iPod Touch still lying in their boxes! Nae contracts or Sim Cards; I am f****n' useless and as lazy as f**k!
     
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  9. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  10. Fabulous Fabio

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    Am hearing Scotland now own cricket.

    We’re thinking of sending our nans down to compete with the English.
     
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  11. bayernkenny

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    'We' had the captain of the 'Bodyline' crew!
    'We' had another great captain in Mike Denness!

    Is that the end of the South African 'English'?
     
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  12. Mind The Duck

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    Ahem...

    My Nan could beat England at cricket

    [emoji1]
     
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    Papes offering £8m for Sturridge I am hearing on the Papevine. FFS :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Im pished an watchin nakamura goals on utube :cheesy:
     
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    Nakas celtic goals to be clear.

    None of that foreign crap :emoticon-0147-emo:
     
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    Oh dear.

    Im not one for gossip but........

    :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    BC triple post beel fiasco :laugh:

    #55 will end him.
     
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  18. Big Audio Dynamite

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    The guy will be dust before you reach 55 :)
     
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  19. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Probably. He’s only late 20’s and Mindy is about mid 60’s
     
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    I look ****in amazing for mid 60s
     
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