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Harry "the Hurra" Kane

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Aug 15, 2015.

  1. The Ginger Marks

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    Nah we don't have any ex Spuds at our top club homey.
     
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  2. The Ginger Marks

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    I don't think there's one player in your team who would break into our first eleven.
     
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  3. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Good, we need them.
     
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  4. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    He cost us nothing, to start with. A foreign concept to you Chavs, I realise!...

    Last season he scored 25 PL goals. 5 were penalties. So 80% of his goals were from open play.
     
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  5. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Stop trying to show up GM with your percentage calculation skills! <grr>:bandit:
     
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  6. The Ginger Marks

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    As I said a one off season how's this one panning out?
     
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  7. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    He's scored two, so far. Yes, one was a pen, if that makes you feel better.

    England just trashed The Aussies 37-21...:smiley-finger007:
     
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  8. The Ginger Marks

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    Wrong shaped ball for Neanderthals that can't play football.
     
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  9. THE HURRA SIGNS NEW 6 YEAR DEAL AND SMASHES SPURS' WAGE CEILING!


    So, there you have it, lads.

    Yet another prescient thread from me that I started three years ago!

    I said, way back then, that the Hurra was at Spurs to stay, and I was wummed mercilessly for it.

    Well, I'm not the sort who bears grudges, so I'll simply go about my business and swing my dick in my usual modest fashion.
     
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  10. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Yeah but how did this one work out Hiag... <whistle>


    <laugh>
     
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  11. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Harry Kane but Clinton Kan't.
     
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  12. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Not bad that Milk, have a like.
     
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  13. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    Looks like desperation setting in, giving a man a new 6 year contract and smashing your pay structure whilst he still has 4 years left on his existing contract says one of two things, you are desperate to keep him because he is unhappy or you are hoping to get a better fee when he leaves.
     
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  14. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    ^^^^

    please log in to view this image
     
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  15. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    This <ok>

    There was no need to extend a 4 year contract. Unless Kane has been making noises about wanting a move / massive pay rise etc.

    His comments on the day he signed about wanting to win trophies were very telling.

    This new contract is an insurance policy for Spurs to max out his transfer fee.
     
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  16. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Presumably Kane has an agent.

    Agents, like all parasites, have to be fed or they consume the host.
     
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  17. Star of David Bardsley

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    Of course he has an agent. The bloke has to wear a bib when he eats.
     
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  18. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh>
     
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  19. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Ahem. Until England crash out of/miraculously win the WC, Harry Kane is a stout hearted English yeoman.

    After that, he goes back to being that divvy spud who looks like an extra from an Ealing comedy, but until then he's our boy, so show some respect please <ok>

    Especially after that goal he scored in the CL final.
     
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  20. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Sorry, you’re right.

    WITH ST GEORGE IN MY HEART KEEP ME ENGLISH KEEP ME ENGLISH TIL MY DYING DAY. NO SURRENDER NO SURRENDER.
     
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