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Rashford? Seriously....

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by G4rdToonArmy, Jun 9, 2018.

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  1. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    G4rdToonArmy, Jun 9, 2018
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  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    How far away do you live? <whistle>
     
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  3. Fork Handles

    Fork Handles Well-Known Member

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    Probably about as far as away as the chances of us signing Rashford.
     
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  4. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    Newcastle lining up...at the back of a very, very long line.
     
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    Lord Jonjomort, Jun 9, 2018
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  5. Maximin Effort

    Maximin Effort Well-Known Member

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    That's assuming we can find the line
     
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    Maximin Effort, Jun 9, 2018
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  6. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    He'll be at another club before we even pick up the phone to Man Utd
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Jun 9, 2018
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  7. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    Safffff of landan tawn bruddah
     
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  8. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    The South Pole?
     
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  9. daztoc

    daztoc Well-Known Member

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    Penfold will be lining up in the wrong queue ...................... he will be in the sausage roll queue at Greggs!!
     
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    daztoc, Jun 9, 2018
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  10. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    In a queue? At Greggs? Surely he uses MA's "front of the line" pass!
     
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  11. Howe's about that then?

    Howe's about that then? Well-Known Member

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    How south of London?
    I'm Medway Kent
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    When I take my weekly ****e. I wouldn’t wipe my big fat ex Mackem arse on the Chronicle.
     
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  13. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Ashley doesn’t let that out of his flake pastry covered hands.
     
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  14. General Lee Speaking

    General Lee Speaking Well-Known Member

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    More likely to be on a small planet in an average star system located in galaxy GN-z11, if it's related to our chances of signing Rashford.
     
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    General Lee Speaking, Jun 9, 2018
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  15. Maximin Effort

    Maximin Effort Well-Known Member

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    GN-z11?? Wow, I hear it's beautiful there. Lucky bastard
     
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    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    True, I heard it’s out of this world.

    <laugh>
     
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  17. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> Its all alien to me.
     
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  18. General Lee Speaking

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    'Tis the further galaxy/object ever observed from Earth, folks. Obviously.
     
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  19. Hefty fullback

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    Only a loan is suggested. NUFC could take points away from the rest of the top 6 with Rashford.
     
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    Hefty fullback, Jun 9, 2018
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  20. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    It's a possible loan deal, so what's unbelievable about that?

    Rashford needs to be playing and he would walk into our team.
    He could be the next Danny Welbeck!!!

    "It is unclear whether Man United would be willing to loan Rashford out next season..."
    So why write a baseless article? <doh>
     
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    Hugh Briss, Jun 10, 2018
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