What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

if he's extra large well I'm in charge
I can work this thing on top
If he's XXL well what the hell
Every penny don't fit the slot

 

Spud song?

 

Does your wife like hers?

 

Yes, she likes mine, see what I did there?

 

This.

 

Don’t want to worry you mate, but I think someone’s chundered on your plate.

 

You should have posted that on the infamous Skiddy's plate of **** mate.

 

Cottage cheese.

Looks gash, tastes nice!

Got peri peri chicken and a dressed green leaf salad with it.

I have become a fat ****, due to too many outdoor beery events and an injured back meaning **** all real exercise the last two weeks. Bit of a worry that but that's another story, need to get my diet back on track as the priority.

As in, eat well. I'm not 'on' a diet.

 

That's a valid point.

I will do that now!

 

thought it was halloumi.

 

Which bit?

Not the gloopy looking pink **** on the right surely?

 

copying thai words now? sad man

 

Not a lot of food going on there. You must be starving

 

I speak and write it fairly fluently Commy, I still go to lessons twice a week.

 

What I assume is the chicken.

 

This is what happens when I go to the supermarket having not eaten anything all day.

Aberdeen Angus burgers, brioche buns. One has normal plastic cheese, mayo, diced onion, diced tomato, mixed lettuce leaves, mustard more plastic cheese bacon and ketchup.

The other mayo, diced onion and tomato, burger with Monterey Jack bbq melt.

 

Don't think I'd manage both.

 

I didn’t.

The dog enjoyed it.

 

Was hankering for a Chickpea Curry and it’s literally on the table in 7 minutes...Lush

 

Cat testicle curry......interesting