lee bernard

He's a red and White prat- time for him to leave with his tail in between his legs.

 

I heard CP has just put bids in for all of those players.

 

nothing like keeping the current XI on their toes

 

Didn't realise Burton had Simon Webster and Bob Bolder playing for them... explains a lot.

 

Did you actually just say 'rofl'?

 

...or the subs, reserves, youngsters, womens team, tea-lady and kitman for that matter.

 

I've heard we've put in a bid for Aldershot's tea-lady. 800k apparently.

 

Rubbish deal. We could've got Burton's tea lady and Gateshead's kitman for 1m.

 

I have just heard we are considering a 800k bid for messi, with Ronaldo or Rooney as options if our first bid is rejected

 

i make a good cuppa its only to let you lot know whos best in lge 2

 

Apparently Burton's tea lady and Ronaldo are both going to Wednesday, so sorry guys...

 

Woohoo just got a new job offer 2 days a week fairly decent money can't complain thanx ackworth

 

Not a very polite visitor, I agree. But that is the price we pay for having Acworth constantly starting these inane threads. They attract other undesirables like bluebottles round a turd.

 

eddie firmani i sat next to him when we won at qpr 4-2 flew all way from canada if i recall a true legend

 

Apparently she makes one heck of a tea though, this would be unders and a right coup if we landed her.



Back to envisaging blue bottles swarming over drowning turds.............