Toby Alderweireld

Yeah, mate, that’s exactly what I expect.

Or perhaps I just don’t think we’ll sign him?

 

Alli drops deeper and Martial comes in and Son goes to the right.

Wanyama or Dier get dropped.

It's academic really innit, he's not going to Spurs.

 

****ing auto correct

 

Not sure myself...was excellent pre his injury, and he has still not properly recovered. Guess time will tell.

 

Agree that he won't come...can not see united selling to us

Not sure about Dele dropping deeper but TBH I know very little about martial so was interested

 

Yeah hope I’m wrong but just think he’s too reserved to be our first choice CM. He’s ideal for seeing out a game as he can keep hold of possession really well but he don’t offer enough going forward for my liking.

 

Yeah right.

Come on fam, you can tell us. Who's the crush ?

You like the smooth legs of Lamela or does Kane's smooth voice get you going ?

 

Loris...French accents are so damn sexy

 

ESPN saying United and Spurs are £20m apart in valuation of Alderweireld.

 

I'm surprised it's only £20m to be honest, Levy must be going soft.

 

They've offered £55m but Levy wants £75m...then Toby Will point out that he doesn't want to play for Maureen cos he's been a thunder **** to Shaw

A bloke who posts weird videos on YouTube knows a woman who has a dentist called Tarquin.

Tarkers has 6 poodles so employs a dog walker call Farquar (who is married to a female body builder so he feels a bit inadequate).

Farkers has a neighrbour called Bartholomew who is not married cos he is a chinless twat with dubious body odour and listens to abba so loudly that he has been made to sound proof his flat.

Barkers buys his Abba CDs from a bloke who is obsessed with with other people having more sex than him and who bangs them out watching Love Island while wearing chest hi waders with the arse cut out and sitting on a bucket of slimy water containing eels.

This guy...don't know his name...read it and posted it on some backwater football site ... so must he true

 

More like Levy wants £55m and we've offered £75m

 

****

 

£75m

Toby don't wanna play for you anymore, so if Levy ain't got this one by the balls as you'd like to think.

Utd can just wait until next summer and get him for £50m less that Levy is asking.

 

He'll cave on deadline day. The bloke will **** his nappy if the window shuts and he's not sold him.

 

This

He knows he's burnt his bridges with Alderweireld. Utd just need to sit tight and they'll get him for the price they want. Otherwise they get him for £50m less that Levy is asking for next summer.

 

Levy will sell, just not to Utd.

 

Even Utd fans don't know much about him. He hardly plays.

 

Levy wants 75m but Matth has offered 95m,
because he wants the deal done and dusted
before the WC starts.

 

1) United desperately need to close the gap on City...they can not afford to wait a year.

2) If Toby has a good world cup and proves he is over his injury others could well join in causing a bidding war.

3) Keeping another season could be very beneficial to us on the pitch so worth the loss of money this year cos it may win us more in terms of prize money, and therefore sponsorship money etc.

4) Not selling to United until the last minute is not going to cause us the same issue as selling Berbatov to United at the last minute did as we have Sanchez. Last year Sanchez took his place from 1st Nov (when Toby was injured) until the end of the season. This season Sanchez will be more experienced so the loss of Toby will not be devasting like the loss of Berbatov.

I hope he stays but I think he'll go...but I think we should be greedy as **** as that is our best chance of keeping him and he will want to play well to get his move next year so it's win win for us.