Mrs Grove is away for the weekend with a bunch of other Mums getting poo-faced on gin & tonic and Prosecco so I will be looking after the bairns and, weather permitting, adding a decorative trim around the base of the big imaginary shed. On a side note today must be Big Tay Tays Day or summat. On the train in to work the carriage was packed with busty ladies and at work I have been blessed with literally some women walking about with heavy chests. Marvellous! Let us not forget it takes all sorts to make the world go round so don't forget you can Sing If You're Glad To Be Gay as well.
Busy weekend for this unemployed fantasist. Will be getting well oiled nonetheless as to block out the complete and utter **** spouted out by that welded-shut nostrilled hagface taig COW!
I will be watching the boxset of The Water Margin and if I manage to finish it, I will start on Tenko. I might BBQ too.
Party tonight and then off to the ****ter city of Edinburgh to watch a bunch of geriatric pooves called the Stones. Up the RA! (Sunday = fun day)
Rugby and Cider. Other words, setting up camp in front of the Tv with the lady serving me my food and drink.
Weather dependent going to St. Andrews tomorrow unless it's pishing down in which case going to the cinema. Sunday? Dunno yet. Might do the Balerno to Hillend walk through the Pentlands and have lunch at Flotterstone.
Tomorrow band practees. Sunday worshipping at the church of the latter day Fenian slashers . Ftp UDA all the way we all live in an Orange housing scheme the pope thinks it's green but it's an Orange housing scheme.
