You misspelled trainsexual. And understand that it is perfectly normal to want to bang Thomas the tankengine.
Matt, you need to get the playful jab down. You seem to read things literally. Most people here are having fun teasing each other. Don't take posts as personal insults. Not only do you take this personally, you also tend to be very caustic and nasty to others instead of being playful. If this isn't your intention. Reread what you wrote and try to think how it will come across. Try being nicer in your insults, add humour to them, and they will seem less personal, do this and I suspect the insults aimed at you will be less sharp. Also, try responding to other people's threads and not making everything about you. You can come across as egotistical with all your vlogging and twittering and starting threads but not getting involved in other people's threads. Whether or not you mean malice or well, a little change in attitude could change how others perceive and respond to you. Trying to be helpful here, not mean.
True, but I never like to make it all about me, Bruv. I like to give others a chance to express themselves, even the Sunderland lads, who seemed to do little more than show one another their cocks.
Perhaps we should both go back for a visit, yeah? Let those boys know that we still think about them, and give them an update on what's been happening in the Prem. I think they'd really appreciate that, Bruv.
@Matth_2014 all I'll say is no matter how much you've had enough of this place, speaking from experience... please log in to view this image
Best keep the 'Pede out of it, though, Bruv. They'd be an embarrassment to themselves, and would get eaten alive in there. I can speak the lingo, but there's no guarantee that even my natural gifts will be able to save the likes of Skiddy from a massive rag dolling.
tbf I didn't either. I apologise and take it back. Maybe it's because Coppola's daughter was a beast.
