Microwave Ovens

Can't even quote a message properly, the befuddled old fool.

 

Yes Tarquin.

 

Talking of microwaves, I was in the kitchen and had a momentary lapse of concentration and couldn't remember why I was in there then it went ping.

 

Microwave ovens are money for nothing these days

****in yaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssss

 

^^^^ often mistaken as a microwave ^^^^

 

like this?

 

Toasters on the blink

 

I used to have a microwave bed.


I could get 10 hours sleep done in an hour.

 

That´s impossible.

 

I put my hamster in the microwave after it had died and it came back to life.

True story.

 

*Umpossible

 

^^^^ The green mile

 

I did used to have a water bed,

Had to get rid of it, me and the wife were drifting apart.

 

Thar she blows

 

Eggs trim Leigh latte 20s

 

My first husband used to put flies in the microwave and they exploded.

 

not surprised the microwave exploded, zips are metal ffs

 

Button flies.

 

Baby belling bonce ^^^^^