Nigga please, you been watching hairy Viking men sleep in tents with each other and we be watching sluts in bikinis oil themselves up. Check yo self
I was sent a 'things you might like' message to other by Twitter, which I never use. One was Matth ranting on about Fellaini going to Arsenal. He was dibbling all over the place, giving it the whole **** **** tourette's routine. Proper sweaty mess. Thing is, how the **** would Twitter know I might 'like' that? I've never looked at Maths twitter, ever.
No Matthew puts himself in the limelight. I remember watching some American YouTuber with like about 3mil subscribers, it was so bizarre as he suddenly just mentioned Matth and how he wanted to set up a rant off with some American equivalent. From that day on I've wanted to become @Matth_2014 manager - he keeps saying NO. I know he wants me to do it really. I might bring @BobbyD on board for the Chinese market. I'm almost certain I could make him money, but he keeps saying No