Everyone at The S*n is probably crying tears of joy at that booking for Raheem, they have another headline.
And not only is his new tattoo a reminder of his father emoticon-0172-mooni) it's on his shooting leg to help him remember that too no doubt.
Carrot cake counteracts blindness - maybe hairy palms too. My mate once wrote a book called "Whale Music". RIP PQ.
If we could ****ing well finish we'd be a decent team. We spurn so many chances. We're as clinical in front of goal as a rusty scalpel and a soggy packet of plasters, whilst we need to be as clinical as a... umm... Clinic.