What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Not many on this ward would get a job in Plastic Surgery

Says me, a 58 year old rock god

 

It says something if people have to go hospital to feel good about themselves

I'm quite regular at our local hospital with having elderly parents and a disabled lad and have witnessed a very slim and pretty Malaysian nurse turn into a sumo wrestler

 

Predictable bugger

I saw that one coming!!

No mate. No specimens.

Got to take that stuff that clears you out faster than Rodwell checking he's been paid again! Bloody awful stuff!!

 

The barium stuff? Great that. Makes your insides glow or something, really safe, not radioactive waste at all

 

On the plus side at least you have got your glasses back!

 

Says a man that serves something like food on a burnt toilet seat.

 

Takeaway food Ginge. I don't pretend to be a chef!

 

Alot better than your baby sized heaps of **** though.

dont forget you once posted ants egg soup, thinking no one would know wtf it was

 

Well you know that ไข่มดแดง is only a once a year delicacy but I’m sure you’ve tried it too.

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/***got_(food)

 

Now is right up there on Commy’s comfort food.

 

Commy is welcome

***got is traditionally made from pig's heart, liver and fatty belly meat or bacon minced together, with herbs added for flavouring and sometimes bread crumbs

 

What’s wrong with that?

 

To be fair I like the sound of the herbs and breadcrumbs.

 

Indian Takeaway

 

Did a pulled pork chili and made burritos with it.

 

I do a herb breadcrumb thing to go on top of some padta dishes.

 

Indian Takeaway tonight not sure what to have yet.

 

Great! You’re buying at last, I’ll have a Tara dhal with pouris followed by velvety chicken makani, saag aloo mushroom rice and three pints of Kingfisher. What time shall I turn up?

 

Ten minutes time, that ok for you?