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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Is it actually a bigger regional dump than Sunderland?

    The pollution makes the residents all a bit strange in the head. And don’t get me started on the big scandal a few years ago.....

    The only nice part of the whole **** hole for me is Yarm.


    Do you guys have a similar negative view of mutantville?
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Having moved from Sunderland to Boro, I feel like this thread is for me :emoticon-0111-blush

    I prefer Boro. The people have more of the moonface syndrome, but your kids have 100% less chance of being molested by football players
     
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  3. daztoc

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    But quite a high probability of being molested by everyone else!!!
     
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    I recently moved from County Durham to Teesside ....................... and back again pretty sharpish ................... it's a ****ing **** hole!!!
     
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    Only been to Middlesborough once when I was a kid. Isn’t it twinned with Chernobyl?
     
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    I was there today at Teesside karting with my 14 year old son. First of all he was like "what's that?" pointing at the transporter bridge. He thought I was taking the piss when I explained how it worked. Then part way through on the a66 he got a wiff of the smell. I had to explain smoggies/smog monsters. I've worked in Co Durham and the boro. Smoggies are ****in horrible.
     
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    People in Middlesborogh are advised not to buy underpants made in Russia because Chernobyl fallout.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    But they normally get that at home :) sorry lol
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    It’s a vile ****ing place. Royston Vasey clearly has its roots there. That whiney as **** accent anarl. Pity the poor souls who are born there..
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    I remember when that oddball Teesidemackem was tucked up safely inside Dorty’s back pocket when he surfed that river of beel... proof indeed.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
    When I saw the title of this thread, I thought it must be about the very same person <laugh>
     
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    Surely that must be the ultimate definition of losing at life - born in Teesside and then supporting the mackems...
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    And then offering everyone fights at McDonalds :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    His McDonalds 'straightner' post was possibly one of the best ever.................. and surprisingly accurate, i suspect.
     
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    Isn’t TM banned? We’ll not see his like again. Not unless he gets sponsorship from MacDonalds.
     
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