Toby Alderweireld

I've seen it all before mate, it's all going to be the Spurs players fault...they won't be able to get over wanting to see Harry fail.

 

Not me, I want to see Kane banging in the goals for England. He can go back to being a short tongued twat after the WC

 

True, mate.

However, until then, Pixie's credibility is a bit like...

 

So it’s not Harry the splutterers fault he never scored enough goals to actually win anything? How Spursy.

 

Weak effort HIAG, especially given your rinsing over Alderweireld.

Bless you for trying though

 

I’ve not felll for your wums.

 

Sterling will probably get the blame.

 

Nobody ever has mate. HIAG tells himself these things to comfort himself because he takes such a pasting on here.

 

To be fair though, Matth, it usually is Sterling’s fault.

 

Come off it, Pix!

@Matth_2014 is second only behind you in falling into my wum traps.

Actually, he’s also behind Bambi.

And Skiddy (although I don’t generally include Skiddy in anything, on account of his mental issues).

 

HIAG been hounding Matthew since he got burned bad during doxx-gate, it wasn't Matth you know mate!

 

You’re barking up the wrong tree there, Tel.

I’m a mate of Matth’s, whether he knows it or not.

 

I see through this facade mate you're trying to take him down... I think you're playing with fire.

 

Is that another secret special friendship?

 

A very dim flame, at best.

 

Get the nurse to change your nappy, Skids.

 

Feeling your AM butt hurt from here.

 

I didn't know there was such thing as a breakfast pot noodle.

 

I’ve not fallen for your wums on here.

 

I don’t think I’ve ever had a pot noodle. They look toxic and smell awfully bad.