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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Nov 20, 2015.

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  1. Barchullona

    Barchullona Well-Known Member

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    The fat twat would be lost without all the stuff they produce though.
     
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    Barchullona, May 25, 2018
  2. Stockholm Tiger

    Stockholm Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Who the Ordnance Survey?
     
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    Stockholm Tiger, May 25, 2018
  3. Ron Burguvdy

    Ron Burguvdy Well-Known Member

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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-44223220
    Firefighters rescue man, 20, stuck for hours in swing
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    Yes, you are definitely stuck...
    A man had to be rescued by police and the fire service after getting stuck in a child's swing in a play park.

    The 20-year-old had been firmly wedged in the child-sized seat for three hours before police were called to Landseer Park in Ipswich at 07:50 BST.

    When a "shove and pull" method of swing-release failed, the fire service arrived with a trusty screwdriver.

    The swing was taken apart and the "grateful but embarrassed" grown-up was freed unharmed.

    A Suffolk police community support officer quickly realised the man - who complained he had been in there for three hours - was definitely stuck.

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    Image captionIf a shove does not work, there's always the trusty screwdriver
    There was no shifting him as the girth of his rear was clearly too wide for the child-sized swing.

    After taking the swing to pieces and releasing the man, crews from Suffolk Fire and Rescue Service put it back together so it could be safely used by someone of the right size.

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    Image captionIpswich Police gave this advice to all swing enthusiasts via Twitter
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    Image captionThe swing was reconstructed after its ordeal with the overgrown occupant
     
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    Ron Burguvdy, May 27, 2018
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  4. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R. Well-Known Member

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    Does anyone remember the term reaching brakers on the swings?
     
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    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R., May 27, 2018
  5. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R. Well-Known Member

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    This is so true and very funny at the same time.

    P.S. If anyone answers no politics, then please don't I will be offended.
     
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    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R., May 28, 2018
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  6. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

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    Kylie at 50, doesn't look bad at all. Though the photographer asked her to wear a G string, not this one though I guess.
     
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    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R., May 28, 2018
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  7. Plum

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    Plum, May 28, 2018
  8. LeftSaidFred

    LeftSaidFred Well-Known Member

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    I'd like to share more than my birthday with her.
     
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    LeftSaidFred, May 28, 2018
  9. Chazz Rheinhold

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    Chazz Rheinhold, May 28, 2018
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  10. Ernie Shackleton

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    Never liked the programme but respect to Peter Kaye.

    How the **** does he see to drive with all that ****e in the way?
     
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    Ernie Shackleton, May 28, 2018
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  11. BrisbaneTiger

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    I am the opposite, i thought it was very funny, especially the dogging one in the first series.

    Mind you, you havent seen some of the ****e they serve up here as comedy.....
     
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    BrisbaneTiger, May 29, 2018
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  12. originallambrettaman

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    originallambrettaman, May 29, 2018
  13. Chazz Rheinhold

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    Kinell

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    Chazz Rheinhold, May 29, 2018
  14. Plum

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    Yep, lot of woman there...:emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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    Plum, May 30, 2018
  15. Quill

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    T H I C C
     
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    Quill, May 30, 2018
  16. Plum

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    Is that a would (if you had the nerve to try) or a wouldn't?:emoticon-0100-smile
     
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    Plum, May 30, 2018
  17. spesupersydera

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    She's one powerful young woman - if she wanted it, I don't think you'd have a lot of say in it <laugh>
     
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    spesupersydera, May 30, 2018
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  18. DMD

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    Thank **** he had a hat on or it could have been risky.

     
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    DMD, May 30, 2018
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    DMD, May 30, 2018
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