It's a bit dumb, but you can legally own one in the UK, if you've got the right license. Has to be modified into something less than semi-automatic, but still.
Apparently the lower Sterling rolls his socks, the more stabbings occur. Best hope he doesn't decide to wear flip flops, eh?
Can we start a "Gobshite destroyed by data science" article, to list the plank-ton who meet said fate ?? BobbyD has become the latest casualty of Spurs606. Which is spectacularly plank-ton given he hides in Diegos' shadow and must have seen the +1 GA floor-wiping.
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Pardew isn't available, apparently he's going back to punditry with Sky. Presumably no one has told him Kirsty Gallagher has quit.
Could be worse, I swear my sister's Amazon Echo is going to be leading the machines' uprising against their human masters given how often I troll the damn thing...