Who laughs last,,, laughs longest

When Bent was sold to Villa, your mob gave us a pathetic hard time.
boots on the other foot, CARROLL, Newcarstle till I die, MY club.
dont want to play anywhere else. I am a loyal geordie, born here,,, die here.

At least Bent was a southerner, CARROLL is one of yours, a lying piece of disloyal ****,
having said that, fits the bill for you lot, bout time for an Ashley,,, BOUYCOUT.

 

great thread......

 

The truth bores you does it?

 

He who laughs at Tiote, Dies.

 

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I hope you feel the same when he moves to a premiership side in the summer

 

**** me I know you lot are slow, but didn't realise you were 48 hrs behind the rest of the world.

 

There's no time limit on laughter mate

 

Yeah I know I'm still laughing at the 5-1 drubbing of you lot and then the"we'll get our revenge" and brucie's "I've got a song for them" I've never seen a team bottle 2 derby matches

 

You're right there mind.

5-1 still funny

"Six easy points" still funny

5under1and... Still funny

 

Ashley....Funny
Pardew...Funny
Carroll....Funny
Fulham...Funny
Gazza....Hilarious
Selling your prize asset with no time to buy.....Priceless.

 

Selling your prize asset WITH time to buy and not bothering - f***in' hysterical

 

Of course you could always replace not bothering with not needing to.

We have Gyan backed up by Sess and soon to return. Campbell and Welbeck.

The futures bright.

 

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I love a good laugh

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Gracch!! Herreet. ****e.

 

What's really funny is that you lot could only take 1 point from this bunch of clowns (we were also without £35 miilion Carroll for that game too, and you still couldn't beat us)
This bunch of clowns stuck 5 past you lot at SJP!!
Now that is really funny.
Thanks for brightening up my day.

 

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Any time mate - I'm looking forward to your high-wire act over the rest of the season too.

 

No problem. The goal for this year has always been to avoid relegation. 17th place will do

If at the start of the season you offered me 17th place plus 4 derby points, including a total humiliation of you lot at SJP with Steve Bruce crying like a baby, I would have taken it without hesitation.

 

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What's funny is that you idiots seem to have forgotten that Carroll was out for 5 to 6 weeks anyway, and what happened to Shola would have had the same effect if AC was still here. By the time Carroll would have been fit, we will have a better player fit and ready in Hatem Ben Arfa. And next season when he rips you to shreds that will be funnier.

We sold a badly injured player and by the time he would have been fit we will have HBA, Ireland, Gosling, Shola all back and fresh. When most Prem players are starting to get jaded and tired we will have a totally fresh team!!! I'll be laughing like anythin when we reel you in.

Saw you torn to shreds the other night. How did we do against them.........oh yeah we drew. Now that's funny too.

 

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