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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    So what you in to at the moment fellas?

    Or if it’s a lady poster what EDP are you into?

    My current favourites are:

    Chanel Egoiste
    Dior Sauvage
    Chanel Bleu
    Givenchy Gentleman
    Dior Fahrenheit


    I have over 30 (I collect) but you cannot beat a good bit of whiff.
     
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  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Brut. I like to splash it all over.

    Failing that, Paco Rabanne from xmas.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, May 28, 2018
  3. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    I know a Trev is a fan of Hai Karate
     
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  4. ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter

    ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter Well-Known Member

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    The only aftershave I ever use is an elastoplast
     
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  5. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    After shave is for ****s.

    I wear none of this partly as I don't shave.
     
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  6. Ben 10

    Ben 10 Well-Known Member

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    Paul Smith and Lacoste. I have about 10 more but those 2 are my favourites
     
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  7. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Are we talking perfume? None of the cheap **** for me - Mrs gets me Creed or Aqua di Parma. Always let her choose them.
     
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    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    Paul Smith for me as well as Burburry Touch
     
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  9. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Bunch of fannies, the lot of you.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, May 28, 2018
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  10. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Am I the only one but after about 2 minutes of having aftershave on you can't actually smell it?!
     
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  11. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Sounds like you are buying the fake ones! Anyway theiy are not meant to be for your benefit.
     
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  12. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Lol buying fake ones - I don't wear it! My grandma bought me some once and I tried it.

    If it is not for my benefit then it surely can **** off! Just like perfume on a woman.
     
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  13. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Do you not get the fake ones there - they have shops here selling refills for any perfume. My servants get good money for selling them any empty bottles I have.

    Perfume on a woman is for your benefit though.
     
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  14. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I remember reading years ago that if you paid any more than a tenner for a pair of sunglasses you were getting ripped off. I think the same probably applies to aftershaves.
     
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  15. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Certainly no benefit in a woman wearing perfume - its smells yuk! Maybe if people just washed regularly then maybe there wouldn't be the need.
    We probably do get fakes but I wouldn't know
     
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  16. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    The nature of all this metrosexuality Jim. They have forgotten its much more fun to forget all that ****, and use the time saved to do all that stuff your missus doesn't want you to.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    I'm a proper man, don't even wipe me arse when I'm trying to pull. They can either take me as I am or f@ck off.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh>
     
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  19. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    In your case I assume that includes explaining to her the NUFC accounts, that Rafa has got all the money and that Mike is doing a sterling job.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Sexist ****. She is an intelligent woman and is able to deduce that for herself.
     
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