"That was Gareth Bale's fourth touch after coming off the bench!" (awed commentary on BBC Football Live)
"I'm genuinely struggling to think of a better European Cup final goal ever. I think it's better than Zinedine Zidane's." (BBC Football Live)
Liverpool fans with their head in their hands in the crowd. They don't have any subs warming up - it's basically a goalkeeper, defenders, Emre Can and Dominic Solanke. (BBC Football Live) Oops!