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And now, back to out host, Johnny Rotten! Yes folks, time for another member to nominate themselves for a Gold Barny! Nominations please........
I would like to nominate myself again, for every category, including the 'I am a woman' one (even though that's only true when Mrs. A. is out), but I'd like to remain anonymous, as Eric suggests above, so that nobody will hate me for being so selfish and not nominating them p.s. especially don't tell Kittenish 'cos she might be thinking that she's got the woman's category 'in the bag' p.p.s. I'd like world peace and lots of niceness for everybody, as long as it doesn't go too far, of course
OMG it's such a surprise. I never dared dream I would receive this honor. Especially with all the other wonderful, amazing, beautiful nominees. I am almost...but not quite lost for words. I would like to say a special thank you to a few of the truly amazing people who have helped me arrive at this point in my life... Wooperts for all his likes. San Diego for his good advice and changing a thread to my name. Kiwi for always letting me now what the time is in New Zealand and all the Christmas reminders. Eric .....well, for being Eric. And helping me with my French and life and love. Didley Squat for doing squat for me. Gordon Armstrong for always liking my Famous People. Wherever....he is having a little break but I still love him. Please forgive me if I have forgotten any of you. I love you all!!!!!!!
I would like to nominate myself for being the most consistent contributor to The Butt Thread. This particular thread is of the upmost importance to the folk that visit these pages so that they may get their daily quota of buttastic photos to cheer any day up.
Although I do not feel the need to frequent the butt thread I know there are many out there who do. San Diego is truly doing this community a good service and I would imagine a lot of blood, sweat and tears goes into selecting just the right butts to satisfy the needy. As such, and in this special case I will second San Diego's nomination for himself. Good luck.
Thank you kindly Ms K, it is a responsibility I take very seriously I do have to mention that I would think kiwi is responsible for the thread name change in your favour that you mentioned in your acceptance speech. I wouldn't like to take credit for something I didn't do.
You are so harsh...Remember not so long ago you 'disappeared' so San Diego had to take on the responsibility of keeping that thread going. Just saying...
Please may I have a Barny. I've no idea what for but I need something to prop the flyscreen open now it's Winter, the little widget thingy on the top of the door has broken. Cheers
Ladies & Gentlemen, welcome back to the fabulous, magnificent, stupendous Gold Barny Awards night. I'm your host little Johnny Rotten and I like talkin crap! Righteo then, our next award, a very special award that covers all nominations and genders. Yes Siree Bob, our very special incognito member, he doesn't wish to be mentioned by name ..........so WTF, its Gordon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's right, Gordon takes home not only a box of tissues and a Soap on a Rope first prize, he also wins a Gold Barny !!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for your contribution to the forum, mate.
