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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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    Someone told me that my actions would have grim repercussions.

    I thought "Aren't they what Death sits on?"
     
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    • Yesterday I received an e-mail from a bored housewife looking for some action.
    • Eager to please, I sent her my ironing.
    • That should keep her quiet for a while.
     
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    Hoses on the ready?
     
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    Liverpool are pleased to announce the signing of :

    NO SALAD.

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    Wooperts_duck, May 26, 2018
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    My bum was sore after a curry.
    The wife said "ringsting"
    I said 'why?, what will he know about it?"
     
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    I found an origami porn site but it's paper view.
     
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    Scientists announced today that dolphins are second to man in intelligence levels.
    Which means, women are now down to third place.
     
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    My daughter is looking for a summer job. She’s a millennial so she’s hoping to find part-time work as a CEO.
     
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