Smoking

We can't all spend our existence explaining the rules of the wid ye thread to everybody mate, some of us have **** to stir and people to rattle, my quota for the day is ****in off the scale!

 

I thought he had come back with a new account? Or did he **** off again?

 

They still blow up. This is much cooler...

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Yeah it was the new account he was using when i explained a little place called Iceland to him.

 

That's the worst supermarket for it.

 

Yeah, me too. I smoked ages back and still enjoy the odd crafty roll up if I'm with someone who smokes having a drink. Can't stand the smell of the stuff outside of that but can't be offended by it as that's massively hypocritical.

I really don't like seeing the ****s chuck dimps everywhere though and I'd be as pissed off as Tel if one literally blew smoke at my kids, although it's never happened.

Biggest question for me is why anyone would spend that amount of money to smoke? The cost of 20 must have quadrupled since I smoked.

 

Yeah it is ridiculous, think its like £12 for 20 cigs now.....mental.
So glad I gave up.

 

Where do we stand on chewing tabacco?

 

Can't say I ever tried it or it has even appealed to me.

 

Was thinking of buying some, along with a banjo and a straw hat.

 

Pics expected.

 

Wasn't there a product called Bandit used to be sold?

In the 80's probably, it never caught on.

 

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You don't stand on it as it's difficult to chew.

 

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A lot of places now are targeting smokers and the fines are heavier than parking offences and no discount. It seems more acceptable to the jobsworths to throw takeaway packaging and gum on the ground than cig ends.

I think the fines are about £150 now, you can get fined less for speeding (min £100).

Part the problem is plastic bins, authorities have started to rectify this now with cig bins, but littering is a universal problem not just something related to smokers. But as always in the anti smoking campaign they prefer to target smokers as the problem, you never see the penalty jobsworths at club closing time when most rubbish starts hitting the ground, that includes the humans themselves.

 

The only thing worth smoking is strong weed.
I started smoking in China when I lived there because it cost about £3 a pack and you can smoke in bars and restaurants.
I buy Lithuanian non tax Marlboro for £5.50 from my local Eastern European sklep and they will last me 1 or 2 weeks depending on how many zoots I roll.
Started smoking for a bit in England but felt cheap and dirty .
If smoking outside a supermarket I always crouch down and blow it in babies faces because it's funny .

 

No straw hat and that's not a banjo y'******.

 

Sorry, I thought you said like Les.