@Matth_2014 you will last about 3 minutes before finding a transfer rumour on twitter that needs to be urgently posted on here. Chill, them hyenas ain't ****.
I've been thinking, why don't I get stones in my shoes anymore? Never happens but it seemed like a daily thing when I was a kid?
Do you still run and dive about on gravel wearing shorts and ill fitting Nikes? If not, that is probably why you no longer gets stones in your shoe
... the inflatable sheep was mortified that the story got out .... worst kind of revenge porn ... ya callous ****