Royal Wedding

By "wrong-un" I presume you mean the late Jeremy Thorpe's preferred orifice!

 

Patience watched the first series of that and said it was good so I just assumed that it would be ****.

 

Was good,tell Patience she has good taste (except in men)

 

"Why are there no yellow lines outside Jeremy Thorpe's house?"
"I don't know, why is that?"
"Well, would you bend over to paint them?"

That joke was being told in my school over 40 years ago and I've not thought about it since then. Thank you for that brief stroll down memory lane!

 

Por nada.

 

I wish copious amounts of testicular cancer on you

Shame you've already procreated, hopefully your pig-faced offspring get hit by a bus

 

It's only his penis that is racist so that's ok...