Off Topic Spurlock's Ramadan Diary 2018

That looks awful.

I'd rather fast.

 

On a serious, that'd be a walk in the park.

If the eggs were free range, sausages were not cheap cuts and the black pudding was thrown out of the window, I could probably do that twice.

 

Was thinking that tbh

I seen people putting up meaty food pics, am assuming to playfully tease the muslamics

Whilst I appreciate the comedic value, that food is minging

 

I've not actually eaten yet today so definitely

But yeah, 100% agree. Swap the sausages to either Cumberland or Lincoln too.

 

How the fook is that awful, beautiful bacon sandwiching a tomato

 

I have two answers to this question one serious and one not so...

1. It looks dry as ****.

2. It needs prawns.

 

How can you not like the GREAT BRITISH TRADITION of bacon!

 

I do, I love bacon, I just think that picture looks dry. Get some brown on that ****.

 

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Bread looks burnt

Eugh

 

British tradition?

Not in this British household

 

Can't make out if there's snot on the egg.

 

FFS! Man up and get down yer fooking neck!

 

Yes, bacon is a British tradition for breakfast, better than all this continental ****e.

 

It's not burnt it's crispy

 

Egg snot is the worst. It should be punishable by death.

 

Jeez there is some fussy fooking knuts in this country.

 

You said previously it was too dry...the snot will moisten it!

 

More like porridge

Nowt wrong with pain au chocolat.

 

We just like our good cooked properly mate