Off Topic The Burly Arms

Pond

 

Been out flying the drone with mini luv, had a kickabout as well.

 

Been out to the park with my lad. Just having some lunch then gotta drop him home

****ing beautiful today, don't know what I'm gonna do later.

 

Pub, beer, football.

Haway mate, do we have to join the dots for you?

 

Trying to be good though as spent **** loads the other night.

 

OK .

Think about going to the pub , THINK about drinking beer ( not wine ) , THINK about watching the football .

Don't do it , but it's the THOUGHT that counts

 

Yeh, I used to think like that as well.

Third marriage in now. And its more like, **** it, I'm going to the pub to watch the footy! She might or might not be pissed off. I'll find out later.

My bad

 

In a neighbours window?
#voyerism

 

It does have a camera but there's **** all chance of me having that much control over it.

 

Ginge was just indulging a fantasy mate, the window peering pervert, he’s suckering you in.

 

Sometimes when no one is home I like to go out into the back yard and bury myself under the dirt in the garden and pretend that I’m a carrot.

 

Definately Milk^^^

 

Have you ever been watched in the shower by a masturbating spider?

 

No, but a masturbating man in s spider costume has made more than one appearance

 

You too eh?

 

Yes, spider dikk too small anyway

 

Our the back got tunes on and a cold Estrella.

 

You're like the **** who lives next door to me

 

Wanna beer? I'll pass it over the fence.

 

My Mrs has just consoled me after the cup final defeat by telling me we are getting a 'smart home' which includes a front door lock that opens with my mobile phone.

Absolutely ****ing useless.