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Off Topic Spurlock's Ramadan Diary 2018

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  1. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Being a devout Muslim I'm sure he doesn't begrudge us a drink or two?
     
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  2. Archers Road

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    So any of you self proclaimed light ale connoisseurs willing to take the "pint of piss challenge"?
     
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  3. Zanjinho

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    He'd have had to pay £5 for a pint of Skol near SB <laugh>
     
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  4. Zanjinho

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    Mission accomplished :)
     
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  5. Zanjinho

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    The mixed grill went down a treat btw. Waiting on the mrs finishing before deciding on a pudding...
     
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  6. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Anywhere near attractions they will try and have your trousers off.
     
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  7. Zanjinho

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    No pudding :(
     
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  8. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    I'm going to regret asking but what is that?
     
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  9. Spurlock

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    Seriously I don't know if it's just me...we could ask around...but your posts stink of some serious butt hurt constantly....you should know by now I'm not shy to derail any thread so if you want to be the focal point for a bit, just say so <ok>
     
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  10. Archers Road

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    Simple really. Blindfolded, you line up 5 pints, say a Stella, Kronenbourg, a Pironi or whatever, one bog standard cooking lager, and an ice cold pint of tramps piss. Take a sip from each and mark them out of 5. The tramps piss probably has as good a chance as any of scoring top marks.

    I have never drunk tramps piss btw. Not that I know of.
     
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  11. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Hmm not sure if I like the sound of that. I prefer just drinking.
     
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    Libby, May 18, 2018
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Just had our architect in for a chat, he's a Muslim. He said it was going well, he looked like he'd been kicked through a wood chipper.
     
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  13. Spurlock

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    28 more days to go
     
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  14. Archers Road

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    Where's your sense of adventure?
     
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    I suspect that most would struggle differentiating between Carling and the Tramps piss.

    In fact the tramps piss would probably have a higher proof.
     
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    Tobes, May 18, 2018
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  16. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    My piss this afternoon would probably have a higher proof than Carling.
     
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    Libby, May 18, 2018
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    I might go for the reverse; three steaks a day :)
     
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    Eating the kids sweets now :)
     
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  19. Archers Road

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    8 out of ten drinkers rated the tramps piss higher than both Carling and Tuborg Gold (can you still get Tuborg Gold?). Pironi came in forth but has a cool name and a picture of an Old School Italian G with a hat on it, so continues to outsell it's cheaper rivals <ok>
     
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  20. Spurlock

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    <laugh>

    Last year you was the chief instigator into turning this into the 'what are you eating today?' Thread
     
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