You certainly aren´t your average, run of the mill minister, but I think all the guests enjoyed yours quips especially asking Patience to show you her ring
Mine was in some mudhut in a township outside of Durban. Mine would only have been 20 minutes if it wasn´t for the goat sacrifice etc
I am very angry at the obviously racist bent of this image!. The being on the left is clearly a misrepresentation of a pampered and stupid ginger haired c**t!
Me and Mrs Grove picked a venue that would be suitable for photos both inside and out as we wanted an insurance policy against the British weather. Good job too because it pissed down all day. No religion involved. Mrs Grove got told on date number 2 that I'd never set foot in a church to get married so soon put paid to any ideas she had of walking down the aisle.
I got married on Calton Chapel and had to wear a hooped kilt. Here's a pic of me about to flash some young and fit skoolies please log in to view this image
I trust they have invited some crack cocaine addicts and alkies as well as those less fortunate commoners.
