Sarah Vine's ten nagging questions about the upcoming Royal wedding (nicked from The DM Reporter) 1) Why is he marrying a brown one? 2) Will she be playing that ghastly hippity-hop at the reception? 3) No, Michael, not tonight. 4) Will Rihanna be there? 5) Does she not realise inviting Rihanna is against protocol? 6) Who is Rihanna? 7) Michael, I’ve already said I’m tired. 8) Wouldn’t it make more sense to marry a pretty white girl to preserve the bloodline and keep the throne of England free from foreign interference and a lower class of person? 9) Does this mean Paul Dacre has a greater or lesser chance of being knighted now? 10) Have my husband and I not been invited because we’ve never listened to 2001 by Dr. Dre, or is there something more sinister at play?
Bloody royal wedding doing my head in all over the news special programmes on tv through the week and as for them nutters sleeping out over 2 nights in Windsor they need to visit their gp as soon as possible.
Remember, it's okay to sleep on the streets of Windsor as long as you're wrapped in a Union flag. But if you're not, The Men will be along shortly to herd you into trucks.
People sleep outside Wimbledon waiting for tickets. Queue up for hours to buy the latest iphone. To get into concerts etc etc... Basically people like what they like so why should they be criticised more than anyone else who is obsessed with something or other?
And beware: The Men are actually rounding up new players for the post-Wengxit Arsenal’s new austerity-based transfer policy. You may never see family and home again!
The Media - especially the BBC - milking this for all its worth. Majority of the country may certainly not be Republicans, but equally couldn’t give a flying **** about the Royal Family, let alone a Wedding for the 4th in line to the throne. Probably garners more real interest in parts of the US than here!
In a blatant example of burying bad news, with the plebs distracted by the royal wedding nine new Tory peers (and one DUP peer) have been shunted into the Lords in the hope that the democratic process stops getting in the way of the Tories forcing through any batshit legislation they want.
A DUP peer with a criminal conviction, who wanted to bomb various bits of Ireland and who has obvious terrorist links. He's also released a series of albums:
A friend was taken ill and was in hospital in Kentucky for 5 days and didn't know how she was going to pay the bill,She is a Norwegian resident.Her family checked and the answer from Norway was that Norway would pay the bill! Another friend in Cheshunt married an American some years ago and,although she would like to go home for her final years,she can't afford to. 1.She couldn't get insurance and 2. Her insulin would cost her several hundred dollars a bottle or two!
I've often wondered about that word...gay. I remember when it was used to show people that were happy and a joy to be with.Now it is used to show homosexuality/ lesbianism as being normal. You can see I'm from another age. I can remember these "gays" hanging around schools.Nothing was done about it. Even old man Steptoe,the actor in real life, getting caught messing about in a toilet with a fellow.That put everyone off Steptoe and Son! I don't understand it and never will!
In a candidate for the ‘No ****, Sherlock’ thread, and in the least surprising news since, well - since it was announced - Trump admits that North Korea summit may not happen! Who the **** saw that one coming??
