Off Topic I’m annoyed

What a bad bitch

 

**** service.

 

You mean when you had bollocks? And not in a jar in your Mrs' side table!

 

Well yes but my point stands.

 

Can I have an update - has Matth lost his virginity yet ?
if yes how much did he pay for her/his services.
if no should we all donate a £5 to Matth to go buy a ****, as having seen his vids he ain’t ever going to pull without paying for it

#charityfucks

 

If he doesn't get any real pussy he'll continue pulling the head off it.

So technically he's pulled more times than an tug-of-war team on steroids.

 

The jizzstained bedroom wall does suggest he’s a frequent flyer

 

So it ain’t artex on the walls and ceiling then

 

I'd donate a fiver to get him a whore if everyone else did.

I'd need proof he spent it on a whore and not Man Utd memorabilia though.

 

He could video himself banging her/him (Matth’s sexuality unsure) but it won’t take him long

 

Maybe we could get him the one Wayne Rooney did? ... plenty of Man United memorabilia there at the same time

 

Get yourself to Amsterdam mate.

 

We've tried telling him an eighth of coke and viva street but he aint having none of it.