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Off Topic World Cup Thread

Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by The RDBD, May 16, 2018.

  1. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Does that mean that they're all going to retire from international football after the tournament?
     
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  2. The Huddlefro

    The Huddlefro Well-Known Member

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    Ah, ****. I forget I'm cursed.

    Speaking of which I think I might owe Serge Aurier a new avatar on here
     
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  3. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Wait for the summer signings first. Could be an instant issue! <laugh>
     
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  4. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    A few other relevant squads...

    Denmark (preliminary squad)
    Goalkeepers: Kasper Schmeichel, Frederik Rønnow, Jonas Lössl, Jesper Hansen
    Defenders: Simon Kjær, Andreas Bjelland, Mathias "Zanka" Jørgensen, Andreas Christensen, Henrik Dalsgaard, Jens Stryger Larsen, Peter Ankersen, Riza Durmisi, Nicolai Boilesen, Jannik Vestergaard, Jonas Knudsen
    Midfielders: Christian Eriksen, Thomas Delaney, William Kvist, Lasse Schöne, Lukas Lerager, Mike Jensen, Mathias Jensen, Michael Krohn-Dehli, Pierre-Emile Højbjerg, Daniel Wass
    Forwards: Nicklas Bendtner, Nicolai Jørgensen, Yussuf Poulsen, Andreas Cornelius, Pione Sisto, Martin Braithwaite, Viktor Fischer, Kasper Dolberg, Kenneth Zohore, Robert Skov

    Columbia (preliminary squad)
    Goalkeepers: David Ospina, Camilo Vargas, Iván Arboleda, José Fernando Cuadrado
    Defenders: Cristian Zapata, Dávinson Sánchez, Santiago Arias, Óscar Murillo, Frank Fabra, Johan Mojica, Yerry Mina, William Tesillo, Bernardo Espinosa, Stefan Medina, Farid Díaz
    Midfielders: Wílmar Barrios, Carlos Sánchez, Jefferson Lerma, José Izquierdo, James Rodríguez, Giovanni Moreno, Abel Aguilar, Mateus Uribe, Yimmi Chará, Juan Fernando Quintero, Edwin Cardona, Juan Guillermo Cuadrado, Gustavo Cuéllar, Sebastián Pérez
    Forwards: Radamel Falcao García , Duván Zapata, Miguel Borja, Carlos Bacca, Luis Fernando Muriel, Teófilo Gutiérrez

    South Korea (preliminary squad)
    Goalkeepers: Kim Seung-gyu, Kim Jin-hyeon, Cho Hyun-woo
    Defenders: Kim Young-gwon, Jang Hyun-soo, Jung Seung-hyun, Yun Yong-sun, Kwon Kyung-won, Oh Ban-suk, Kim Jin-su, Kim Min-woo, Park Joo-ho, Hong Chul, Go Yo-han, Lee Yong
    Midfielders: Ki Sung-yueng, Jung Woo-young, Kwon Chang-hoon, Ju Se-jong, Koo Ja-cheol, Lee Jae-sung, Lee Seung-woo, Moon Seon-min, Lee Chung-yong
    Forwards: Kim Shin-wook, Son Heung-min, Hwang Hee-chan, Lee Keun-ho

    Argentina (preliminary squad - you can skip ahead)
    Goalkeepers: Sergio Romero, Nahuel Guzman, Willy Caballero, Franco Armani
    Defenders: Gabriel Mercado, Javier Mascherano, Nicolas Otamendi, Federico Fazio, Nicolas Tagliafico, Marcos Rojo, Marcos Acuna, Ramiro Funes Mori, Cristian Ansaldi, Eduardo Salvio, German Pezzella
    Midfielders: Angel Di Maria, Ever Banega, Lucas Biglia, Manuel Lanzini, Gio Lo Celso, Ricardo Centurion, Guido Pizarro, Leandro Paredes, Maximiliano Meza, Enzo Perez, Pablo Perez, Rodrigo Battaglia, Cristian Pavon
    Forwards: Lionel Messi, Sergio Agüero, Gonzalo Higuaín, Paulo Dybala, Mauro Icardi, Lautaro Martínez, Diego Perotti

    Also, the following ex-Spurs players are in their various squads
    Luka Modric and Vedran Corluka (Croatia)
    Gylfi Sigurdsson and Emil Hallfredsson (Iceland)
    Paulinho (Brazil)
    Federico Fazio (Argentina)
    Giovani Dos Santos (Mexico)
    Massimo Luongo (Australia)
    William Troost-Ekong (Nigeria)
     
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  5. redwhiteandermblue

    redwhiteandermblue Well-Known Member

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    About how I see it. Southgate's reasoning is that three in the back lets the FBs push up and provide some width in their end while adding more defenders in ours. What it doesn't do is provide a means of getting from one to the other.

    I'd go

    Pope
    Walker Stones Maguire Sessegnon
    RLC Dier Dele
    Lingard Kane Rashford

    I'd pick Lingard and Rashford ahead of Vardy and Sterling since they're teammates, tell Dele to run the team, and hope for the best.

    Sometimes you have to have a bad team. Sometimes you have to have a boring team. But you never have to have a bad, boring team.
     
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  6. KingHotspur

    KingHotspur Well-Known Member

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    I like Loftus-Cheek and think he could be a surprise star for England this summer.
     
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  7. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    So much so he might actually get a whole ten minutes of the pitch for Chelsea next season...
     
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  8. audrey.s.thackeray

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    Do you have a licence for rewriting song lyrics?
    And I do hope your blind faith in the England team will not be affected by the occasional sub-standard performance.......
     
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  9. "Thanks for that Brian"

    "Thanks for that Brian" Well-Known Member

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    I've been writing/re-writing song lyrics and other stuff for years. A mate, who was on the comedy circuit for a while, and I wrote a humorous musical revue of Elvis' life using the music of songs Elvis sang from the relevant times. We thought it was great. Apart from a couple of pub performances, it remains 'undiscovered'. We're just working on the second rewrite of our first novel. I'll let you know when it's in The Top 10 Best Sellers list. <laugh>

    I grew up in Wembley and used to go to every international game there, for decades. No more. We've only ever been any good at 3 tournaments and 2 of them were in this country. Maybe the next generation could do something but we're currently at an all time low in terms of English coaches and players. We might make it out of the group but no further. It's sad but there's no point in hiding from it. The song's just a bit of fun. I'll take the piss as a first reaction to most things......
     
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  10. paultheplug

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    Nah. Out on loan again
     
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  11. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    He hasn't served his Eredivisie initiation yet...
     
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  12. KingHotspur

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    I don’t understand why they loaned him out and sold Chalobah to bring in Barkley and Drinkwater.
     
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  13. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    And kept David Luiz, despite not rating him, while selling Nathan Ake.
    And sold Matic to Man Utd to bring in Bakayoko. <doh>
     
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  14. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    To the surprise of...somebody, I guess, Adel Taarabt has not made the Morocco squad - or even the standby list
     
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  15. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I can sort this out by merely changing a few bits of punctuation:
    To the surprise of...somebody, I guess. Adel Taarabt?
    Found the surprised guy.
     
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  16. KingHotspur

    KingHotspur Well-Known Member

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    Yeah they had a horrible summer window last year. Let’s hope they repeat it this year <laugh>
     
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  17. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    The preliminary France squad's in...

    Goalkeepers: Alphonse Areola, Hugo Lloris, Steve Mandanda
    Defenders: Lucas Hernandez, Presnel Kimpembe, Benjamin Mendy, Benjamin Pavard, Adil Rami, Djibril Sidibe, Samuel Umtiti, Raphael Varane
    Midfielders: N'Golo Kante, Blaise Matuidi, Steven N'Zonzi, Paul Pogba, Corentin Tolisso
    Forwards: Ousmane Dembele, Nabil Fekir, Olivier Giroud, Antoine Griezmann, Thomas Lemar, Kylian Mbappe, Florian Thauvin
    Reserves: Wissam Ben Yedder, Kingsley Coman, Benoit Costil, Mathieu Debuchy, Lucas Digne, Alexandre Lacazette, Anthony Martial, Adrien Rabiot, Mamadou Sakho, Moussa Sissoko, Kurt Zouma

    After that we're getting to teams being obstinate about announcing their squads: Serbia are waiting until the 20th, Spain and Belgium the 21st, and Japan the 31st.
     
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  18. "Thanks for that Brian"

    "Thanks for that Brian" Well-Known Member

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    Areola.......Umtiti.....<laugh>......I'm still 7 at heart.

    Fantastic players.....shame for them that the coach is 2 bob. What's Zidane doing these days?
     
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  19. audrey.s.thackeray

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    Cue for a song?
    And the people all said Zidane, Zidane you're rockin' the boat.....!
     
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  20. "Thanks for that Brian"

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    Tubby Hayes? I love Guys and Dolls.
     
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