Off Topic Spurlock's Ramadan Diary 2018

I was joking Bob lol

 

Doesn't work like that Bobby.

 

wtf no sex for a month. What about ****ing?

I'm guessing @Spurlock cannot stick with this fast

 

Ffs Bobby mate, read what's written

No sex during the fast times.

 

okay mate, i'm chinese not a ******.

I know you and fam were joking about what you told the kids on the playground lol.

Saying that though i am looking to lose weight....

How much weight you lose on average from beginning to end of ramadan?

 

****ing ain't sex unless you're matth. It's a different question

 

I put on weight

 

maybe even freak some islamophobes out by pretending i'm muslim too whilst losing weight

wake up in the middle of the night to knock one out but tell the missus i'm eating for ramadan

 

Have to say I don't know any fat chinese folk

Apart from you now

 

have you not seen me before?

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seriously though, i'm not fat just got a belly. need to lose the ****er 5ft7 with but 68kg

 

Haha I know mate just thought I'd put it out there...already had to make myself clear to the forums moron earlier.

Tbh....due to the late eating...weight doesn't really come off. However if you are sensible then it can be done. As in control what and how much you eat in the evenings. I'm not sure I've ever lost much weight during Ramadan. However this year, since I joined the gym a month ago...I'm going to be popping down an hour before I break my Fast...see how that goes.

 

Ooft. Rather you than me

 

It's what I'm telling myself...doesn't mean it'll happen..but I really want to bust the Gym and get on my game

I missed that morning cuppa. I've been on the 'Chai Latte's' with my Tassimo, they are just what I need to settle the stomach acids in the morning...really miss that more than any big lunch etc....you comfortable?

 

Googled BBC religion, once

 

So far so good.

When I smoked it was hard. Now not so much.

But yeah I put the kettle on first

I teach kids in mosque in the evenings nowadays, so that will be testing

What I find is that apart from tiredness etc towards the end of the month, my general health improves

 

Recitation? Or Fiqh?

I enjoy a Biff..I know I can't have one, so I'm ok...however it's when I can have one that I struggle to not take the opportunity.

 

If that. It's like last month when Hiag was sharing his music hobby with the posters. Skiddy piped up with a YouTube link to someone else playing the same piece on a guitar, claiming it was his mate and that he did a better job than Hiag all in the vein attempt to ridicule.....



Man's the butthurt King on here.

 

Did the same thing today. As soon as finished work an hour in the gym then shower and broke fast in car on way home. Just walked on treadmill but got a personal trainer session tomorrow so see how that goes. Not sure could do that with a 17hr fast though - here its only 13hrs.

 

I'm hoping to do just light stuff too...bet you was glad you went once you opened the Fast?

Keep it up for the month and I think you'll feel the difference, that's what I'm telling myself. Not easy though...I know.

 

A levels.