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Off Topic Spurlock's Ramadan Diary 2018

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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Are you allowed to eat pussy during Ramadan ?

    Honest question
     
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    Sex in general is not allowed during the fast time. So it's a complete fast not just food and water. It also includes not getting angry and making amends with family and friends you may have fallen out with etc

    After the fast opens/breaks it's all goody.
     
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    The government here were claiming that it was hard to identify them when they came back as there are no direct flights from Syria!

    All the ones deported by Turkey were held. If they could be proven to have been fighting with ISIS they were incarcerated. If not they were sent on a re-education course and released. Latest bombings are believed to have been carried out by families linked to them.

    There are so many Indonesians travelling to Middle East for Umroh and tours its really hard for them to identify the ones who were fighting over there.

    Expect they either think I am MI6 or potential recruitment material when they see me going in the mosque.
     
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    Yeah that’s how I kind of saw it. Complete abstinence.

    I’m all for that myself. I fast sometimes but only for two or three days. And during that time I’ll definitely drink water and eat some fruit.

    Back in the day. I’d also take some
    Psychedelics during a fast. You might think that goes again the ethos of abstinence, but for me it was a mainline into my consciousness without the distraction of food and carnal desires.
     
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    ‘Shrooms is food
     
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    Shrooms are nourishment bro
     
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    Nourishment for the mind and soul for sure. I’ve never considered the fibre content or anything like that.

    Actually, it’s been many years since I’ve shroomed. Thinking of indulging for the CL final.
     
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    Yes bro, nourishment for the soul. I don’t think they have much nutritional content.

    I used to make all sorts of shroom concoctions. Honey, brews, tinctures. Or just eat them fresh.

    I’m in Canada atm as you know. What’s the local Psyconaut tipple here. ?

    (Possibly not the most appropriate thread to be discussing it on, but psychedelic business is just that)
     
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    You’ll have to excuse my ignorance or age, or both as I’m not sure what a Psyconaut tipple is?
     
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    Has it kicked off yet?
     
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    Indigenous psychedelics in Canada ...
     
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    Up and running here (only another 5.5hrs to fast breaking) and 3hrs into Day 1 in the UK. #Pray for Spurlock and Fan
     
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    Got a guy on my team in work who's Muslim, he's a dick and will probably be worse when he hasn't eaten.
     
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    What is Ramadan and can someone tell me that people that do it’s aren’t allowed to eat.
     
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    It's all about celebrating when Muhammad became aware of the Quran. I'm sure the Muslim lads can explain that better than me. It's also one of the most important parts of the Muslim calender. They cannot eat or drink between sunrise and sunset.
    Read the OP.
     
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    Thanks.
     
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    If he is doing it properly he should be trying not to be a dick for the next month. Try getting him annoyed and see if he has changed.
     
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    So bait him into losing his **** so he fails Ramadan?
     
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    ayahuasca, peyote, hockey etc
     
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    Put like that it doesn't sound like a very nice thing to do! Was more just to check out whether he has been able to bring his dickness under control for the month.
     
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