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Off Topic Spurlock's Ramadan Diary 2018

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, May 16, 2018.

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  1. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    On the food front I meant as for family politics ****, yeah I agree, good move...hence why I did the same.

    Anyway...I'm sure she can cook a curry
     
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    Spurlock, May 16, 2018
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    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Mate just thinking about it is making me well up with tears. Cooking ain't her forte (and that's as polite as I can get)
     
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  3. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Ohh man **** that...it wouldn't last. Well done mate...may Allah reward you in the hereafter with many Virgins who can cook a mean curry
     
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    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    As I keep saying to the Mrs I seen hell with her cooking<laugh> so can't be punished twice
     
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    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    First day of fasting just started here. With 85% of population fasting much easier to make sure you stick to it.
    Timing is no problem either - you can hear the mosques announcing it everywhere.
    Most of restaurants here keep curtains shut during day so very little temptation about.
    Our HSE guy gave a talk yesterday on staying healthy during Ramadan - bet you dont get that in UK!
     
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    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Welcome mate

    Can I ask are you a native of Indonesia?
     
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    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    No - Born in Uk and lived there until I was 25, then been travelling world with work. Been here nearly 29years now though.

    Converted to Islam when I married my Indonesian wife 23years ago. Always fasted with her but actually got into the religion properly a few years ago. Now I am the only white man in the mosque for Friday prayers!
     
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    Good luck with the fasting guys. <ok>

    Not my favourite time of the year but my girls actually enjoy it.
     
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  9. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    ... I was having it all until we got to the "finely-fibred miswak twig" ... that was Malfoy's wand in the third Harry Potter film ... **** me Spulock <doh>
     
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  10. Spurlock

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    Ok Fossefillbuttholes
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    On a more serious note ... all the best for Ramadan buddy ... hope it goes as 'comfortably' as it can <ok>
     
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    Cheers Brother....you'll be kept up to date with my suffering <ok>
     
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    ****er, I just answered you thinking you were serious <grr> <laugh>
     
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    <laugh>
    ... I'm rarely serious...
     
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    It's on my list of places to visit.

    Hope you'll join us on this thread regularly
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Don't fall for Fosse's ****e, no one else does <laugh>
     
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    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Spend most of my time on Newcastle board but this was a great thread last year.

    Lots to do and see here. Massive country (spans 3 time zones) and being made up of so many islands has a lot of variety.

    Maybe not best time to come now. The return of around 1000 ISIS supporters from Syria and Iraq and the apparent failure of the ‘reducation’ courses has led to a prison riot , 3 suicide bombings and a suicide samurai attack in the last week or so.
     
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    Well that didn't start as planned

    Kids wanted eggs, veggie sausages, waffles, hash browns, beans , corner yoghurts etc

    No one touched the cereal and I had a cuppa, with the eggs, hash browns etc
     
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    The isis thing is a real problem currently.
    Terror laws in this country mean you are guaranteed to be stopped and held for minimum of 2 hrs if Muslim and bearded. My mates came back from Spain and we're stopped at the airport.

    Not funny really but I laughed at a guy who got stopped as he has a beard due to the trend here rather than being a practising muslim.

    I do sometimes wonder if isis lot would be stupid enough to try and re enter with big beards and the Islamic type clothing? Surely you'd get a shave and dress in jeans etc?
     
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