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Off Topic Spurlock's Ramadan Diary 2018

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  1. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like a plan<laugh>

    Evil<laugh>
     
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  2. Spurlock

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    I'm fasting because I want to lose some weight <laugh>
     
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  3. Diego

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    That sounds pretty fair and also helps others.
     
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  4. Diego

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    I can believe that :grin:

    Not sure my hip would agree though :bandit:
     
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  5. Spurlock

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    <laugh>

    I'm rollin a joint
     
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  6. thefanwithnoname

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    Tbh the "rules" are pretty straight forward and no where near as rigid as people make them.

    Sometimes emotion takes over so a pregnant woman will fast when in reality she is advised not to.

    Sometimes it's just lack of knowing/understanding the rules
     
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  7. Spurlock

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    You actually eating much?

    I'm full up...loading up on some drinks though
     
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    Again, going back to the rules thing I mentioned earlier. The prayer in terms of elderly, injured etc is not to do it in the way it is shown "normally"

    You can sit and even lay down to pray
     
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    Gonna see how it goes. If I lead taravih at mosque then I may eat more. So break fast. Eat. Read taravih and eat. Wake up kids and eat

    We do the whole fruit and simple foods during ramadhan. So no samosa etc. I want say grilled chicken chunks (kebab) with salad and boiled rice. And maybe porridge for the suhur

    You?
     
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  10. Spurlock

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    Bastard...check you out...already totting up them virgins by doing good deeds
     
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  11. Diego

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    <laugh>
     
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    I just remembered how much of a boring FK you can be with your eating during Ramadan.

    I'm not particularly hungry...gonna make sure I've got some fluids in me though...can handle pangs of hunger but thirst just messes with you.
     
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    <wah> I married a white lass. ****ing Paki eating a stew with barley etc in it <wah>

    I would go live with my mum for a month but she is elderly and ill and doesn't really cook

    That said if the builders I got working get their act together and sort out my garden I'm feeling night time bbq
     
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  14. Diego

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    Surely that would help you :bandit:
     
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  15. Spurlock

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    You done it all wrong then...shame on you.
     
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    I love my food pal. Hence the size 36-38 waist

    But I can't do the whole fried stuff and pilau (Asian pilau not the yellow stuff from restaurants) during ramadhan. I get acid like a motherfucker and it makes the day soooo hard
     
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    Have some milk you'll be orite
     
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    On the food front? No doubt

    But other aspects (and you know what I mean, the whole family politics shiite) helllll noooo
     
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    Gone beyond that mate. I'm 46 now and it shows
     
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    Anyway gotta stop swearing.

    @JakartaToon you joining us?
     
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