What have I missed? I expect loadsa gossip and for you ****s to get me up to speed with current memes
I just assumed you'd died. Think someone mentioned it about a week ago. Kinda disappointed you're still alive to be perfectly honest.
ps I'm sure resident arse kisser, @monacoger , will be along any minute now to welcome you back and tell you how much he really enjoys being your friend. **** gives me the boak.