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  1. Tdot

    Tdot Well-Known Member

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    Soaking beans
     
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  2. Number 1 Jasper

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    My Brother did the Eulogy , I did a reading my Mum and dad had chosen .

    No . 2 beers today to say goodbye , that's all .
     
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  3. BobbyD

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    oh i see. I thought the reading was a eulogy <laugh>. Learnt something new today.

    Off to the pub in a bit for a thai and a pint with a from the states. Rare for me to go out so going to enjoy that.
     
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  4. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Hitting a lap dancing bar?
     
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  5. Number 1 Jasper

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    I think it is , My Brother wrote it , I quoted from the Bible .
     
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    With a what from the states ? A President ? and Only 1 pint ?
     
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  7. BobbyD

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    haha no euphemisms.

    Good idea though, i'll suggest it :p
     
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  8. BobbyD

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    whoops... a mate. He's over for a holiday
     
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  9. Spurlock

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    You know it's a sure fire winner, go for it
     
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    Hope you walk off a ****ing cliff in my ray bans :)
     
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  11. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Hands off, but if you must, tell her Comm says hi.
     
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  12. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Been surfing the last couple of days here. Then going for big walks in the forest. Got a flight north to a remote island on Thursday and really looking forward to that. Going on a boat plane so it’s a water take off and landing. Then got a couple of nights camping in the proper wilderness before the plane comes back to pick us up (that’s what they told me when I booked it anyway.....)
     
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    You should probably relax tonight with a good movie. Here's a suggestion:

     
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  14. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Um.... thanks
     
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  17. PINKIE

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    I’d love to see one tbh. I’ve seen bears before in California and as long as you keep your distance, they aren’t realt a problem.

    They become a problem when people leave food unattended and it attracts them to camps. Because bears will just help themselves and they can smash open car windows and rip up tents etc. That would be some freaky ****, waking up in your sleeping bag to Yogi tearing down your tent trying to find your chicken wings.
     
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  18. PINKIE

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    Some of the girls here are so ****ing hot. :tongue:

    Not the European/Canadian women but some of the mixed race indigenous girls, they just have that raw beauty that comes from being confident and proud in who they are.

    Think dark brown eyes, long jet black hair, mocha coloured skin and voluptuous bodies that are fit and toned from working hard in their natural environment.

    ****ing Hubba Hubba !
     
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  19. BobbyD

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    Pictures or you are making it up
     
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  20. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Yeah pics or gtfo.
     
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