Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

I’m surprised that there hasn’t been more ‘tits up’ comments about Hamburg’s downfall considering their manager is called Christian Titz.

I’m resisting the urge to come up with a Christian Titz/Vicky Beercock double-barrelled surname ‘joke’.

Childish, I know.

 

That is without doubt the gayest fight I've ever seen.

 

Auditioning to be new mascots should Roary decide to retire.

 

I must admit I was thinking the same thing. There were better scraps on the playground when I was a nipper.

 

I don't mind if the NY Times thinks it's a dessert aswell, we had them for starter and pud when I was growing up. Calling them "large, fluffy pancakes" or "Dutch babies" is a bit hard to swallow though.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-44123786

 

I work at Aunt Bessies , & for a couple of months, We've been producing mini Yorkshire Puddings with a chocolate sauce pot inside the packaging box , designed in mind as a pudding.

 

We used to have them with syrup on as pudding

 

What's the difference between syrup and treacle?

 

Ones a wig, the other's what Mike Read called women.

 

Are you giving me the runaround?

 

When I was growing up we called Lyles golden syrup treacle. This was probably wrong. In think treacle is dark, molasses. Syrup is all sorts of things these days.

 

Syrup is a treacle but treacle isn't a syrup.

 

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FFS
You’ll be asking what the difference is between jam and marmalade next...

 

Jams ace and marmalades horrible?

 

Only one of them was originally called The Gaylords.

 

Almost exactly incorrect