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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 5, 2014.

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  1. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    The **** they have been consistently served up over the past decade, by overpaid **** players, with little show of an ounce of hope, I'm surprised any ****er would turn up. If we were pushing for a playoff promotion this season I'm sure the stadium would have been 3/4 full at least. Me personally wouldn't pay to watch football nowadays, even if we were Man City.
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    A lot of the soul has been squeezed out of the game now.
     
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  3. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    I hate it when Sunderland play, they just get me a little down, then 30 minutes later I forget about it. Footballs not worth the emotional turmoil nowadays. I prefer it that way, it makes more sense. Just to win more games than we lose would be nice.
     
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  4. Ghostinthehouse

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    What's this, showing empathy with a mackem.
    Shameful, you should be banned from the thread with immediate effect.
     
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    Ghostinthehouse, May 12, 2018
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> David Watts putting wor Chippy in a Jam :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    And to think the difference in leagues between Newcastle and Sunderland is the same difference between Sunderland and Gateshead :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  7. Judge Death

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    They'll be able to count them on the fingers of one hand....
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Sorry Marra. My heed hurts. :)
     
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  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Bacardi and diet coke. Cheers.
     
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  10. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Hooooowaayyyyyyyyy Newcastle <party>
     
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  11. Magpie Fozz

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    Oh I will certainly be recording MOTD tonight! What a result to end the season a a high. XD Glow = 100%
     
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  12. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    We finish tenth, the mackems are relegated. For the second season in a row the Glow has delivered. All hail the power of the Glow <party>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, May 13, 2018
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  13. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I wonder what chance of Mexit Part III next season? :1980_boogie_down:
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, May 13, 2018
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  16. Judge Death

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    Talk about having a mid life crisis....
     
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  17. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>

    He has a fourth child to his missus, leaves her for a poll dancer and then gets himself involved with the mackems <yikes>

    At least the mackems can sing: 'He shags who he wants, he shags who he wants...' <whistle>
     
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  18. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I'm sure it hasn't gone unnoticed by all of our posters that there is now very little nibbling done by the mackems on here. They've all scarpered, they're all huddled in a dark corner somewhere, whispering to each other that modern football isn't for them anymore, they hate the Premier League...and the Championship as well. But wait, this new guy is going to rescue them, right? The same guy who allegedly has left his missus and kids for a fugly poll dancer. Oh yes, next season could well be fun as well.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, May 13, 2018
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    She looks like a ****ing tranny if you ask me. I sense another pervy sex scandal approaching. Oh what a year its been<cheers>
     
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  20. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I bet that lap dancer has a cock and balls.
     
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