Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Edit: Ffs HIAG that was in response to the Kane pic.

 

I can't stop wumming , Bro!

It's in my blood.

 

However Salah is a winger. Like Ronaldo at Utd...

Can't think of any other wingers that have those type of numbers.

Kane is the typical number 9 goal threat.

Salah has more assists than some strikers have goals.

He's had a ridiculous season. Doubt he'll ever have a better one.

 

I wum the Mrs while I'm asleep... woke up this morning and she was on the sofa. It becomes second nature. I should have hung those guns up when you planned to.

 

He's been superb. Undoubtedly the best debut season in a very long time.

If he comes even comes close to it next season, you'll be happy .

 

There's a match choice option on Sky Sports PL and we're one of the choices. Don't know if that works on mobile though.

 

I keep hanging up the wum guns, but then Pixie or Bambs will do or say something stupid and I find I'm wearing the belt and going for my Colt 45.

But - no, you're right - I'll hang them up for good, this time.

 

1-0 Swans.

10 goal swing coming.

 

Kane just needs three more.

 

He’ll start shooting from his own half because he’s a team player.

 

Spudingham in freefall

 

Salah’s put Liverpool ahead

 

4 now.

 

Spurs

 

We could have 3 or 4

 

Three point Wembley.

 

Salah just missed a double sitter!

 

2-0 up and cruising...

2 blatant pens not given either. Refs having a shocker.

 

Oh well he's just broke the record for most goals ever scored in a 38 game season.

Sounds like Spurs have gone Spursy?

Also Chelsea

 

You're losing too?

I said the other day you'd rather Spurs lose than Chelsea win.

Proper obsessed. Weird ****.