What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

You like your food to look nice?

Come on mate you can't expect me to just walk past that comment.

Your food looks as if it's been scooped out of a fatberg from a London sewer.

 

at least i wasnt the only one to notice this..His food looks like toddler ****s.. Small and ****e.

 

He might as well serve it in a nappy.

 

A very small nappy. They are like baby portions.

 

Tight bastard chef.

 

Slimfast curry.

 

He's gonna be foaming in the morning he'll be booting pot noodles all over his shack then he'll go take a pic of somebody else's nice food to prove us wrong.

 

While boiling ants eggs

 

Ramsey's kitchen nightmares:

"What the **** is thaaaaaaaaat? You're pathetic you know that, people are paying at least 7 baht to come here and you're serving them this ****? You should be ashamed of yourself. And why are you letting your dog lick the sauce off your balls?"

 

He should stick with mama noodles. then post them.

 

He’ll stir fry his own fingers after lopping them off with a cleaver after reading this.

 

Satay fingers with butthurt dipping sauce.

 

He gets butthurt regularly........from his wife’s cock

 

He'll be up now, chasing breakfast.

 

Plucking some anorexic road kill that will feed 12 tonight in the lean-to.

 

That's todays sex first ffs.

 

Do you miss the place comm? Did you ever go to Ginge's Chicken Shack?

 

I've had nowt to eat today after yesterdays rotten Chinese, spewed and shat my way through the day. Water will do me until I feel better.

Thanks for all your sympathy in advance.

 

Yes i miss it. But i never chased my dinner.

 

Try a ginge baby sized portion curry.