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The Kenedy Appreciation Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, May 12, 2018.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    loved his attitude, his skill, and the way he embraced our region.

    I’d carry Trev and Heed up the hill to the Earl whilst wearing a pink tutu if he signed for us next season.

    Sadly I think he is simply too good for us and will go elsewhere.

    Thanks for the memories Kenedy. Always assured a warm welcome in Newcastle.

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    Bend.

    That.

    Knee.

    Lads.
     
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    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    I've loved the lad since FM 2012, was very much in his corner before he signed and I will bend the knee to Rafa if he gets the lad signed up.

    Adamant he will sign for us, positive mental attitude, he has been out on loan a fair bit and not got the backing or playing time he's had here. I think he's sold on the area, manager and the fans, all about the money we'll offer. If we can agree a purchase price I think he will sign.
     
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  3. Ghostinthehouse

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    A brave man to offer carrying two senile old twats like Trev and Heed up that little molehill.
     
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  4. Schlem Boogerman

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    I saw Kenedy in the metro centre. I didn't see him until I saw the look on some hot milf's face and I thought wtf is she looking at? I still can't make my mind up if she was thinking "he looks loaded" or "who's that ****er with all them tats?"
     
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    Off topic but I also saw Archaf Lazaar in the metro centre. His missus is an absolute stunner.
     
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    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    I've also seen Emmanuel Rivière in the metro centre. Looked like he played football.
     
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    I've also seen Mark Clattenburg in the metro centre. He's another where I noticed his missus before I noticed him.
     
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  8. General Lee Speaking

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    I expected a Ben Arfa type who likes to try and take on the whole opposition team on his own and show his skills off but ultimately just loses the ball. So when I saw him looking to pass and working hard defensively, not letting runners go without tracking them, I was pleasantly surprised. He's not up to the level of top 6 teams but is certainly better than what we have on the wings and will no doubt improve in the coming years. I do hope we sign him, and the £15m that's been mooted would be a decent price if Championship lad Jacob Murphy cost £12m last summer.
     
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    I had a pint with him once in leadgate.
     
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    Watch it buddy Heed may be two faced but he’s not the size of Obi and he still counts as one old senile t**t.

    Don’t worry Heed I’ve got your back and Chippy may have to carry your backside.

    <cheers>
     
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    I’ll show it in Fenwicks....
     
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    Was that the day he went to the Metro with me?

    :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  13. Schlem Boogerman

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    No.
     
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    Oh...

    :(
     
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    I liked Clattenburg as a ref. Michael Oliver also. Micheal Oliver's missus is a good ref also. She's refereed a few Spennymoor Town matches I've watched and she was first class.
     
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    This thread is brilliant, if only for the fact we now know someone who works as one of the metrognomes <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Who would the be then?

    Does anyone else rate the burds at the metro centre? Aside from footballer/ref spotting this is the only fun we have. Me and my son will pick a seat and rate. It's ****in hilarious.

    I ****in hate shopping.
     
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    Thanks Trev, I'm pleased someone's got my back.

    I have to say this mind about that DW character

    I wish I could be like David Watts
    For he is of pure and noble breed <ok>
     
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  19. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Looks like Kenedy will not be coming back, if the comments on social media are accurate.
     
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    Charnley probably offered them £2m and Cack Jolback
     
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