We finished 2nd

Bit harsh mate.

 

Ok. Iron instead.

 

Here you go @Tel ...

 

Looking back of all those wasted lonely hours spent in your premier inn room in Bristol making childish cartoons and wondered if you ever felt having a life would have been better.

 

It’s fine. Comm knows Matth would miss the bath.

 

Aaaah that's what the Pede is

 

It's PDED ...

 

I’d be more embarrassed at being 19 points behind them even with that groundswell of support from Midlands glory hunters.

 

Brummie car park attendants are the Utd massif

 

United really do have you rattled don't they

 

Why would United of all clubs bother a QPR fan? Think about it, Tel. Do the shirt sales also keep you warm at night?

 

Probably as he's bought 100+ and wears layers.

 

I don't know where you have this shirt sales thing from lad but either way, you pounce on basically anything which shows United in a positive light. Your club tried to spend it's way to the top and flopped like a limp cock, that's beyond tragic.

 

I bet you have a room full of half and half scarves.

 

I've got 2.

Both from huge European games and I don't give a ****

 

Do you floss your boyfriend with them?

 

No. Not even sure where they are tbh. In the loft probably!