Off Topic The Burly Arms

Don't tell them you're brown ffs!

 

Lol I expected that behaviour from the others.

I thought you were more like jasper, a kind gentle soul. Must heed the silent types more

 

Oops

 

racism, child abuse. It's all going on over there

 

Good old not606.

 

That’s terrible fella. Words mean nothing but best wishes all round anyway.

 

Depends entirely on how mischievous I'm feeling

 

Gonna take my lad swimming. Usual one shut so gonna head to the dark side of Hampshire.

 

got Chavs chasing me around trying to 'put the pressure' on


Think I'm off to have some lunch

 

Hardly been on here lately. So a quick read, then probably **** off again.

 

Got yourself a bird?

 

You been putting in the hours mate?

Or just feeling too righteous?

 

Trying to stay awake whilst watching the Utd vs Spammers game..

Spammers look the more likely to score, which ain’t saying much. Which probably means Utd will score.

 

Noble

I've never seen a more feminine looking 'hardman' if he's not scrapping with his fans he's trying to scratch Pogba's face.

Pogba's just laughed at her.

 

Just swam out to this little island on the inlet, met a family of Racoons and swam back. Water is ****ing freezing ...

 

Saffy feels a bit rough today. I drank 2 pints of cider last night. What a ****ing lightweight

 

On the train ... Sun's shining ... much more promising than yesterday on the bouncy titties and tanned legs front

 

United's new kit is to manufactured by adidas using plastics that would have otherwise ended up in the ocean.

Always setting the bar.

 

Was on site earlier watching a slag get dusted in an apartment across the way. I think those girls are called voyeurs... they like being watched.

 

Just had a munch and been toying with Skiddy, he's chasing me allover the threads now

Anyway, off to mosque...see you lads in a bit.